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 I started Substacking 9 months ago (I don’t think that’s a word) if you want to get specific about things it was 405,968 minutes ago.

I didn’t know what Substack was to be honest, I don’t know what a lot of things are if we are laying out the truth cards (I don’t think those are a thing)

 I slept through most of  high school, I drew a sailboat on my SAT’s, safe to assume that I did not sail away to college. I loved 3 classes in high school, English, art, and government. Grammar has never been a real big player in my life so congrats if you made it through the first few stacks and honestly pretty much all of them require a certain amount of “sound it out”.

So here we are 6,766 hours later, I did not realize until I sat down to write today that my first story was about giving birth or just after birth, whatever l don’t want to argue. It was a funny coincidence that it was 40 weeks ago. (Christ Speaker Mike Johnson just signed up, for free)

The idea here was to share some tales of my life, basically my stand up but you can sit down, lay down or even leave.  A little escape room for you, ok sometimes it’s a panic room but still…

I usually post something from my giant phone that I am never not holding by my special left-handed phone loopy, this phone is giving a curvature to my neck from staring down I was told recently, also making my eyes feel like they are bleeding. Regardless this goes to my Instagram page that directs you through many links and taps over here to let you know to log onto another app or I can jam up your email or fuck it, BOTH! Fun right?