Is That All There Is ?

or is that what this is?

Last Sunday, eveningish:

Spend 3 hours achieving a natural makeup look, stop in my sons bathroom to pee downstairs, (mental note as to why I pee so much- just peed upstairs and haven’t had water in so many days) natural lighting in here tells a different story, and I have two mustache hairs, I touch all the stove burner dials as I exit and get in what cl…