I opened my eyes, it was still dark out, I had a little digital alarm clock that cast a nice red glow, WHERE WAS IT? This important clock I bought at Radio Shack with my tip money, I had peeled off maybe 6 one dollars bills, I felt very adult about that transaction, an errand I needed to run after work. ( I poured coffee )
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