Pizza or A Soulmate?

I was leaving Gil Turner’s with my Marlboro Lights and goddammit unsalted cashews? I could go back and swap them……I can’t decide, I am dazed on the crosswalk. I hear someone scream….

“Move Bitch...”

I lived all of a half of block away and had the AUDACITY TO WALK. I jumped into the backseat while everyone beeped and was hassled for the nanosecond of thei…